The BUZZWATER Company, established 9 years ago, is a visionary beverage company, second to none when it comes to stamina beverages, designed to maintain power, optimum energy over long periods of time and increase endurance levels, improving performances mentally and physically during times of stress and fatigue.. Combining the world’s two most important and orally ingested ingredients on a global daily basis in our beverages, “Water and Caffeine".
The BUZZWATER Company is the most exciting, cold, crisp, refreshing, invigorating, functional beverages ever bottled for mankind in the 21st century. Innovative, forward thinking, visionary, new age, cutting edge" beverages that are not about hype, lip-service and packaging. These beverages are designed and formulated to work and perform instantly when consumed. Our highly caffeinated beverages are designed for motivational, “Superlative Human Beings” who think outside the pre programmed herded mantality of today's society and are looking for the benefits, advantages and the competitive crushing edge at work, sports and leisure and who can not start the day without their caffeine fix or find effectiveness in today’s stagnant mainstream caffeinated beverages, such as coffee, tea, colas and energy drinks all loaded with crap.
The BUZZWATER Company is committed to quality and good health, supported through our business operations and state of the art manufacturing facilities. The BUZZWATER Company adheres to the strictest of good manufacturing practices.
Our beverages are guaranteed to out perform, assist, accommodate, and keep pace with the ever increasing demands on your hyperactive life styles, daily schedules, time restraints, while burning the candle at both ends, and perform perfectly for those whom are really at the top of there professional performing game and have come to realize that in order to achieve success and one’s goals in life; at times you must push your limits, out work, out perform and out shine your competition at all costs and sleep is not a substitute or weak excuses for underachievers or failure".
We have always been the world's first and the world’s healthiest caffeine enhanced beverages, years ahead of the industry curve and what will soon become the new "copy cat" fortified enhanced, beverage category we started many years ago.
Our "CAFFEINE" products are stripped of all the ill and unwanted effects that the 3 largest and independent corporate beverage companies and their ingredient bed partners have been feeding us for years, and the toll these ingredients and products are taking on our body such as fat, calories, refined sugars, added sugars, artificial sweeteners, sucrose, fructose, glucose, carbohydrates, artificial flavorings, colorings, preservatives, phosphoric acids, citric acids, syrups, sodium and carbonations and all the other mystery ingredients that your body does not require, but are found in all other caffeine containing beverages and food products such as coffee, tea, colas, sports drinks, energy drinks, fruit juices, vitamin and herb supplement enhanced waters, caffeine pills, aspirin, cough medications and chocolate products .
From The BUZZWATER Company in juxtaposition with Countess Helen De Silaghi Sirag and Calavatia Giganti, considered two of the most extrordinary, avanantgarde, “Superlative Human Beings” of our time, we bring “The KUNDALINI GRAVITATIONALLENSING” experience direct to you from paranormal recipe formulas from the far reaches of the Non-optical Universes.
“ZOOMPHORIC, PHANTASMAGORICAL, 8 sided”, “Caffeinated” liquids, captured in 3 dimensional, fluorescent Red, Blue, Green color, reflecting rays of Aurora Borealis light.
EiNSTEiNE is revolutionarily, explosive, evolutionary, perpetual, motivational motion, bottled in a test tube. This product is naturally flavored, 100% pure, caffeine enhanced and contains zero toxic refined sugars or artificial toxic sweeteners such as Nutra Sweet, Aspartame or Splenda. This product contains no artificial colorings or flavorings, zero calories, fat or carbs and is also enhanced with 74 additional minerals from concentrated sea minerals
BUZZWATER 100mgs Yellow Cap and BUZZWATER 200mg Red Cap is premium certified natural spring water enhanced with two different potencies of 100% pure caffeine. This product is then enhanced with an addition 74 minerals from concentrated sea minerals. These minerals are the most potent and pure form of minerals found naturally occurring on earth. These two products taste just like premium spring water and contain zero calories, fat, carbs or artificial flavorings, colorings or preservatives. Caffeine being a natural diuretic, these products burn calories in every bottle.
The BUZZWATER Company's products lines are a lot more attractive from an economical stand point vs. purchasing both coffee and bottled water products individually, cheaper and more potent than any colas or energy drinks and a case of our product goes along long way...
The quintessence of infinity, BUZZWATER beverages are limitless and as powerful as space itself, designed for your timely, personal, mixing experimental purposes and for the healthier, ultimate “Caffeine Advantage”.
“Its a No Brainer”
“Liquids For A Tired World”
“Just Twist Your Cranium And Flip The Switch”
“Were Making Superlative Human Beings For Our Friends”
“Were Building Brains For Our Neandrathalic Friends”
Evolve, re-think your life’s true potential. Its not the destination, it’s the journey.
If its not BUZZWATER, its ineffective, for our magic is magically effective and our magic is free
"CAFFEINE" is the world’s number one and most popular recreational consumed drug, on a global daily basis. It is a stimulant and the worlds most scientifically studied drug, proven perfectly safe (GRAS). Caffeine is also the second most traded commodity in the world, second only to fossil fuels.
There are a lot of misconceptions and myths about the world’s most popular, orally ingested substance and a new book by Bennett Alan Weinberg and Bonnie K. Bealer, award winning authors of the world of caffeine. The leading authority and foremost reference book on the science and culture of "CAFFEINE" published by Simon and Schuster.
There have been fears fuelled for centuries by poorly informed physicians and health care information and advocacy groups that have warned the public about caffeine and continue to do so. This book and its new ground breaking scientific research and studies, positively prove the advantages, debunking the myths and state the benefits of caffeine. More than just a tonic to wake up, it has benefits for intelligence, mood, physical performance and weight control. This book also explains in detail how to properly use this drug in moderation based on your weight to your utmost potential. " Know Thy Self ".
Caffeine’s benefits have helped to bring about the industrial revolution, and is the world’s most popular substance, driving us in to the future of the information-intensive, fast moving world of cyber technology. Caffeine without a doubt has produced the modern personality.
Please read the condensed report on our site (The Caffeine Advantage) and introduce yourself to a new and healthier old friend. Any claims made in this report are claims of the authors based on there professional backgrounds, clinical studies and are not claims made by The BUZZWATER Company.
Why add "CAFFEINE" to spring water? What a stupid idea you say !!!!
Water and caffeine are the second and third most orally ingested products on a daily global basis other than breathing oxygen.
Why add "CAFFEINE" to soda pop, energy drinks, aspirin etc. then?
Why drink coffee or tea with its main ingredient "CAFFEINE" and made up of 99.9% water then?
33 million Canadians drank 15 billion cups of coffee last year alone and Americans consumed 1.7 cups of coffee per person, per day. This does not include coffee consumed at home, coffee consumed through office distribution channels or sales figures from other caffeine containing beverages and products sold world wide.
Research shows sales of de-caffeinated coffee and teas make up an almost undetected fraction of coffee, tea and soda sales,
Bottled water escalates, and there are over 700 brands of bottled water on today’s market. Most of these companies operate on a regional level and do not use certified natural spring water. Bottled water on a positive note is a 7 billion dollar industry and grew another staggering 22% this year and it shows no signs of slowing down this century. The bottled water segment is growing by 22% a year and is estimated to achieve double digit growth for years to come. There is little needed to be said about natural bottled spring water and its importance as a priority essential for life and as an essential our body needs. Is it any wonder then that bottled water is being hailed as the "Oil" of the 21st century?
Make sure you are purchasing natural spring water and not paying for stale purified municipal treated water like Disani (COKE) and Aquafina (PEPSI) and many other current brands.
Some people will say they drink coffee for the taste or for the smell or because it’s a social comforting thing. They state "they do not drink coffee, tea colas or energy drinks because of the "CAFFEINE", we say complete utter "BULLSHIT"
Today most old age, non forward thinking, uneducated caffeine consumers, who have not discovered our alternative caffeinated products are forced to like and have become accustomed to all the fat and calories from the cream and the sugars, day in and day out, year after year. They have come to except the way there once attractive figures have deteriorated and metamorphosed over time. Then again some may like the hidden taste of the deteriorating municipal water that goes into their favorite cup of mud from their favorite Java hole. Some may like to give or receive the obnoxious aroma of disgusting coffee or bad cola breathe, or maybe they like yellow stained teeth that compliment a once nice white, fresh, welcoming smile. Who really knows, may be some have grown accustomed to the ill feeling or sour stomach feeling after the 3rd or 4th cup of coffee, cola or energy drinks.
Could it possibly be that what we really crave is the stimulating boost and the lift we receive from "CAFFEINE" but have never been offered the choice or had the opportunity to try a healthier "CAFFEINE" alternative to coffee, tea, colas, energy drinks or wake up pills loaded with unnecessary crap?
1. Are you dead tired most days, stressed, fatigued at work or leisure, need energy and alertness?
2. Do you want a beverage that really works and is not just hype, lip-service and overpriced packaging?
3. Do you crave your caffeine fix to get you through the day and meet all the demands and time restraints in your busy, hectic go-go lifestyle?
4. Are all the calories, fat, carbohydrates and additives from caffeine enhanced beverages put in your body year in and year out finally taking there toll on your appearance?
5. Would you like a healthier caffeine alternative without all the unwanted effects that would give you what you really carve in coffee, teas, colas and energy drinks while reducing your calories and fat intake, but were never afforded the healthier caffeine advantage and alternative until now?
6. Do you use caffeine and enjoy its benefits and effects through out the day, and also consume bottled water as a refreshing beverage substitute to the days second, third, fourth or fifth coffee, tea or cola?
7. Are you interested in saving money from the purchases of both products while still satisfying your caffeine boost and cravings and also making an attempt at achieving at least part of you daily water requirements?
8. Would you finally like to drink a beverage that will give you the crushing competitive advantage, day in and day out on your competition in more ways than one at work, during sports or during your leisure activities?
Well you do not have to wake up, smell, taste, look and feel the wonderful affects of coffee, tea, colas, sports drinks or energy drinks any more .
We are "Liquid For A Tired, Overweight And Out Of Shape Planet".
We are "The New Elixirs For Life" and "Fuel For The New Millennium"
Cold, crisp, clean, clear, refreshing and invigorating.
We are "The Mood Altering Inexhaustible Beverage Company"
During the past year, obesity has been the leading news story in the world within the food and beverage industry. Obesity and type two diabetes are on the rise and consumers all over the world are looking for preventative measures. Over the past 20 years, the following patterns of growth have emerged.
1980, 45 % of adults in the U.S.A and Canada were overweight or obese;
1990, 55 % of adults in the US and Canada were overweight or obese;
In 2004, it is a staggering 68% with 15% of children between the ages of 6 to 19 are overweight or obese, an increase of 10% during the past 10 years.
Our current worldwide "A" list clientele include:
263 fortune 500 company's, employees and CEO's.
Major film studios in Hollywood, Canada, Europe and Asia.
Film stars.
Super models.
Major fashion show designers and fashion show events.
47 of the worlds top 100 touring musical groups use our products daily.
Pro athletes in all sports.
Professional sports teams.
Novelists, publishers and authors.
News anchors.
Police, Fire Dept., Emergency Response Teams.
FBI, CIA agents.
RCMP.
Military, Navy and Army personnel.
Hospitals staff rooms, doctors and nurses.
The trucking and construction industry.
Fitness instructors and to many more clients to mention.
From everyone here at The BUZZWATER Company, we would like to thank all our loyal customers from around the world and all our new customers just discovering our products for the first time.
Become Spectacular, release your true hidden potential and pull to your full height. There is an infinity of potential in just one bottle and freedom is just a sip away. Think outside the cup and saucer and outside the norms. Never concede to the robotic, herded sheep mantality thinking of to-days society and become an unthinking, unquestioning blob of conformity and uniformity living life within the hassle free zone. Outside the zone is the rest of creation, the sea of electromagnetic energy and multidimensional consciousness, expanding into infinity. Do not live your life within your conditioned, programmed limitations of thought, views and actions. Do not conform to what someone else says you must or should be. Never lose your sense of identity; it’s the symbol of who you are, so fly your own flag. Do not become something or someone, just be yourself. You are unique and one of a kind so respect your own right to be unique and to express that uniqueness; let us respect the right of others to express their uniqueness, free from ridicule or condemnation. Unleash your infinitive self and you will find the source of all that is and has been patiently waiting for you to achieve since your very first thought.
This simple philosophy and product will help transform your life and life on this planet.
Our products work and work instantly. You will come to recognize instantly that they truly are "Magically Effective"
"Become spectacular, the architect of your own life's design. Freedom, success and achievement is just a sip away"
Sincerely
From everyone here at The BUZZNIAGARA, The Rockett 25/7 Company Inc.
In context to the moon, you will surpass your full height. In context to the sun we will reflect off your sunglasses. In context to the stars you will be pointing at our point right.
"Don't Forget To Comfort The Disturbed & Forever Disturb The Comfortable. Forget that fear of gravity and get a little savagery in your life"